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What the kids today say if something's cool or rad
Hey Jack, check out that judges beard. It’s so ditch the wives.
*breaks chair*
Man that was so not ditch the wives!
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Another failure of a show in TLC's seemingly infinite army of disliked television programs.
Sister Wives follows the daily life of a family (notice this is the same boring recurring theme for TLC) composed of four wives, countless children we can only help but feel sorry for, and the husband/father, Kody, who you may think is privileged for having so many wives, but in reality would be lucky to even have his warts infested penis touched by one of his either fat or ugly wives.
Any courageous viewer is tortured with many antagonizing questions like: why would any woman submit herself and her children to such a degrading lifestyle? (to which the answer may vary: 1 the woman is too lazy to work and support herself and her kids and buys a quick ticket to financial support from Kody, 2 the woman just wants to be famous and on one of the worst TV shows since ever, or 3 yes, there ARE some retarded women that support polygamy), how are the children going to turn out? (to which there is only one answer: just as fucked up as their parents), and how can a family more populous than China afford a semi-mansion and more food than Half-Ton Dad and Half-Ton Mom (you guessed it - more TLC failures) are capable of eating? (to which the answer no one knows but to which everyone hopes Uncle Sam will force them into bankruptcy and end the viewers' pain.)
I banged up my knee pretty good last night, so I decided to watch Sister Wives and endure the mental torture to take away the pain from my knee.
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Term used to describe two ends of a spectrum. Love/Hate. Good/Evil because if one has four wives they are bound to experience a wide range of emotions. Can also be used as "fuck you".
Abdullah Sohail makes me feel like I have four wives.
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The "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy during coronavirus quarantine.
1. I love how he acts like the "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy
2. Does shitting your pants in the Goya aisle of Stop n Shop qualify one as a super spreader?
3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "
The worst show on television glorifying "crazy ass" ( technical term) Mormons in polygamist relationships. John Smith the creator of the Mormon religion was visited by an angel, "who revealed the location of a buried book of golden plates as well as other artifacts, including a breastplate and a set of silver spectacles with lenses composed of seer stones". The golden plates, artifacts, breastplate and silver spectacles (with seer stone lenses, of course!) vanished but now we have a new religion which allows members of the church to reproduce at high rates by marrying 4 or more women and having 1 to 6 children per wife. In short "sister wives" is defined as a show depicting the insanity of an occult.
If i was sister wives - ing it up id never have to cook, do laundry, or anything other than hook up with chicks on the daily
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A plural from of trophy wife and it is also a lyric from a Panic At The Disco song "Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage"
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
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A social media group for unemployed dependas to showcase what bored judgemental bridge trolls they truly are
I saw MahKaylaleigh on Tinker Wives yesterday gossiping about Enlisted women and advertising her latest pyramid scheme while flossing intellectual about bootstraps and buttercups.
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