wonky

askew, crooked, not quite right, oddly misshapen...in other words, down right broken and weird. anything that seems outta sorts or retarded, up to and including smells, sounds, gestures & physical deformities.

you sure are acting wonky.

(insert name here)'s grotesquely wonky face frightens the small children.

what's that wonky smell coming from your butt?

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Messed up, not right, not functioning properly

Wonky. It's just a word that Leslie Bruff knows.

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lop-sided

ben- Did you see shelby's eyes?
Patrick- Yeah, they're really wonky.
stupid

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Fucked up.

That goddamn roller coaster made me feel wonky.

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To be completely wasted, inebriated, shitfaced, blind. Must be said in an Australian twang.

I was getting wonky with me blokes while I was getting a bloody rimmy.

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Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'

In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'

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For instance; when you're talking to someone and one of their eyes casually wanders off to the side. Can also be applied to one's sexual orientation, like a gay man married to a woman.

I don't know why Tod continues on with his sharade, he's gay and he has a wonky eye.

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