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woodchuck

hick, twit, uneducated fuck without any sense of morality and no grasp on any sort of cultural aspect in their lives. see also redneck

the people on mill street are woodchuck pieces of shit. like crustin

by gansta bitch word to your mother November 15, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


woodchuck

a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob

Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!

by Menyae Shoemaker April 9, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


woodchuck

a nasty beaver variation that enjoys chucking as much wood as possible to the annoyance of the average wood farmer

Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!

Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.

Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.

Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.

by Dr Nogood October 27, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


woodchuck

New Democrats who follow the teachings of their cult leader after the fashion of Tom Tomorrow's Chuckles the Sensible Woodchuck. Often self-considered martyrs or victims for their cause, they disrupt discussion, distort reality and excuse-ify to non-believers. Anyone who questions their dear leader is ostracized and swarmed. Often associated with discussions of elm trees, lumberjacks and envision themselves as beavers but are little more than wannabees. They can be found over much of North America but have overrun a discussion forum affectionately known as Woodchuck Underground.

Sensible woodchucks scream, shout and pout when anyone criticizes their man.

by cornholio2 August 22, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


woodchuck

A biology teacher at a high school, who smokes "Jurassic Pot" and has substitutes play movies that are obsessed with earthquake saftey.

According to Josiah Suxo, Ms. Wanless is a woodchuck, vampire, and Dr. Evil.

by Kevin Costner January 20, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


woodchuck

Noun: A car with wood side panels. Most often can be seen in station wagons, but other cars do have them.

Verb: To "woodchuck" somebody. When a side paneled car is spotted, the spotted will hit the person nearest them as hard as possible and cry out woodchuck. Same rules as Punchbug.

"I have a bruise from where he woodchucked me yesterday."

by Froggen August 16, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


woodchuck

Common, ordinary ignorant American. Usually asked questions by TV reporters in front of grocery stores, woodchucks respond with pat answers given to them by Fox News. Woodchucks are overwhelmingly Republican and are a majority of the Tea Party.

TV reporter: what do you think about Global Warming?

Woodchuck: There is no such thing. That's all a hippie Democratic conspiracy!

by jackbenimble_52 August 11, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž