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miniaturized garden gnomes
You know, the lil woofy, out there by the tomato plant?
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When your woo-woo significant other influences your decision making. This can impact your diet (smoothies instead of burgers), your business decisions (impact investing instead of VCs), your purchasing habits (Tesla instead of Porsche), and your general well-being (you meditate now.)
Corporate Employee 1: hey did you see that meditation Mondays are now mandatory here?
Corporate Employee 2: yea, the CEO got woofied by his yogi second wife. The vending machine only has green juice and vegan snacks now, too.
woofie is a name for a nb person. the person who has the name normally is really kind, supportive, friendly and gets bullied the most. they might not know the best but they always stand their ground and try to do the right always. they love all of their friends
random person: who's woofie?
me: woofie is a wonder person and I think you'll love them as a friend, I sure do
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A pet name for the most desirable man on the planet.
I love you woofie c:
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(woo fee): "cool" or "good" or "awesome"
A: Have you heard that new Black Eyed Peas?
B: Yea, that shit is woofy!
A: Have you been to that new club?
B: Yea, it's woofy as hell in there!
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Drugging your dog with sedatives so it can travel on an airplane.
The Delta ticket agent was skeptical fluffy could fly. So, we went full Bill Cosby and woofied her to sleep.
acronym for Well Off Older Folks
Fred's parents made great financial decisions early in life, causing them to become woofy's. They are currently spending Fred's inheritance, causing Fred to have ballistic coniptions.
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