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A Woozle is a nice person, or someone clever. It originated from the Wood, which was used ages ago to mean someone clever, and went from Woodzle to Woodzle to Woozle.
Joyce is a Woozle!
the act of cleaning yourself off after sex with your mates pillow.
i came home to find that i had been woozled!! the woozle stuck again!
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A seedy, weedy, doughy man. Often seen fraternizing with hephalumps, the woozle is weak-willed and easily abused by hephalumps and others.
Look at that woozle! I bet he's off to be defiled by his treacherous hephalump of a girlfriend.
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(verb) to fossick purposefully and with enthusiasm, head down tail up
We woozled through the second-hand bookshop for hours
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A three inch tall creature from the enchanted forest on the moon. She traditionally has butterfly wings and antennae, kitty cat ears and a kitty cat tail. On a recent trip to Costa Rica, she visited the "Mo-Joe-Monkey-Bob" tree and traded her kitty cat tail for a monkey tail. Anyhow, she spends the day flittering through the enchanted forest, sleeping in mushroom homes, eating lingonberries, being in cahoots with the kitty cat; until she is stolen away by the Hefalump, forced to eat human food and lives unhappily in the city, while plotting forever to escape. Oh, she has an evil twin Weazle.
Woozles like to weasle their way into things.
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A woman's genital region, as referred to in the story "Pina Coladas and Cock" (from some Hustler or another)
He pounded my woozle til it dripped everywhere.
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The guy/gal in the office that does a bit of everything: Web design, fixing the copier, making coffee, calming the boss down, showing the new guy how to use that sodding paper clip in MS Office.
Harry: The copier is broken again!
George: Go see domz he's the woozle.
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