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Stick your hand in a can of Crisco until it's lubed all around. Then insert your hand/fist in a woman's rectum until your watch tickles her stink star.
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Referenced in the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" from the album Sheik Yerbouti.
The context is as follows: Ram it, Ram it, Ram it, Ram it up yer poop chute *Wrist-watch; Crisco* (crisco wristwatch for the purposes of this example)
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Another position for the game from a certain movie. Performed by wrapping your penis around your wrist like a watchband.
I turned to find him doing the Kentucky Wristwatch, which got me kicked in the ass and called a meatgazer.
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A ring of crap that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone's butthole.
I forgot to wash my whole arm after last night so now I'm sporting a chocolate wristwatch
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The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.
Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning
When receiving a hand job, the man's ejaculate lands on the female's wrist and, by gravity, runs around her wrist. This creates the look of a white band on the woman's wrist. Popular because it normally requires just 2 to 4 ropes.
I remember in seventh grade at the movies Courtney gave me a handjob. I came so quickly, she got a Riverton Wristwatch.
I'll never forget the Riverton Wristwatch I gave her after a nice HJ.
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Lubrication used for anal fisting activities.
I had a hard time stuffing my digits into her asshole until I slathered on some wristwatch crisco.
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