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yoko

an instigating cunt who picks on other cunts because she is a retard; one who takes pictures of ones own used tampons and uses stupid slang words like LAFFO.

tschernobyl is a yoko

by tschernobyl June 07, 2004


yoko

Scheming nip who eminates malice from every pore.

Paul McCartney spoke of his fondness to attack Yoko with a claw hammer.

by Brigante June 12, 2005


yoko

hot blonde girl with big boobs

phwoar look at that yoko

by John123 October 18, 2007


yoko

to break up a musical group thruogh sex.

Courtney Love pulled a yoko on nirvana.

by sky May 08, 2003


yoko

a yoko or "Yoko" refers to a woman of mediocre or comparatively acute artistic ability who becomes romantically involved with a successful and highly talented man. Her increased involvement in and influence on his artistic contributions and general habits leads to a great loss in credibility and artistic integrity, as well as financial loss and, in some cases, causing or introducing factors and situations that lead to the man's death, total ruin, and/or posthumous defamation of character (whether intentional or not).

-Yoko Ono Lennon (whom this term derives from), and her relationship with musician and political activist John Lennon of Beatles fame.
-Nancy Laura Spungen, and her relationship with musician John Ritchie (Sid Vicious) of Sex Pistols fame.
-Courtney Michelle Love, and her relationship with musician Kurt Cobain of Nirvana fame.

by Highlandheadbanger September 25, 2009


yoko

Person who uses the reflected glory of a more talented or famous friend, parent or spouse to create opportunities for themselves; see Yoko Ono

Can you believe Frank Sinatra's son is touring and doing covers of his fathers work? What a yoko.

by Steve the Critic January 02, 2008


yokoed

When a guys wife makes him choose between her and his buddies. Like Yoko did to John and Paul

We had a killer rock band until your wife got involved, now we've been yokoed.

by LaxRef216 February 26, 2016