you are dead wrong

when someone can't graduate from school without kissing the principal's cock

if you think you can graduate from this school without kissing my cock.....you are dead wrong

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I diagnose you with dead

an intellectually Superior method of saying omae wa mou shindeiru

some faggot: "ha what a nerd"
you: "I diagnose you with dead"
some faggot: " NANI "

you: "simpleton"
*faggot dies*

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you are already dead

Omae wa mo shinderiu.

Some anagonist: Your fist are as strong as a mosquito'
Some protagonist: You are already dead( omae wa mo shindeiru)
Some antagonist: NANI?!
(LOUD EARRAPE NOISES)

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nigga you aint dead yet

A phrase commonly said in between a gang war, whereas one member will most likely get shot in a vital organ but isn't dead yet. The person saying it most likely doesn't think that he can hold ground alone.

"Oh shit man, keep shooting"
"I think they thinning out a Lil bit"
(Gunshot)
"FUCK I'M HIT...THEY GOT ME IN THE LUNG"

"Nigga you aint dead yet. Get the fuck up"

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make you have dead babies

This is what someone says when you lift something heavy. The item is so heavy that it will cause you to have dead babies.

I bet that bookcase was heavy. It'll make you have dead babies.

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you wanna get dead?

A goofy way to warn someone of the concequences if something is not done or they are in trouble.

guy 1: damnit I forgot about that project.

guy 2: but it's due today.

guy 1: whatever.

guy 2: you wanna get dead?

guy 1: 0.0

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you smell like dead memes

The worst insult anyone can ever tell you.

"You ugly, you your daddy's son"
"Well, you smell like dead memes"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"