you are what you eat

A phrase that is obviously not true because I eat pussy all the time and still do not display any vaginal qualities.

You are what you eat, Barbara Streisand.

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You are what you eat

A great comeback when someone insults you. On a scientific level this works because the things we eat actually make up our bodies. But if you were called... for example... a pussy... you get the idea.

"You never do anything daring. You're such a pussy"

"Hey, you are what you eat."

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you are what you eat

Hannibal Lecter's personal motto.

A census taker tried to quantify me once. I promptly demonstrated to him that you are what you eat, Clarice. FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT ...,

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are you eating doe

Eating ass. Eating the vag. Or just cookies

when your going down in her they ask you are you eating doe which means dat ass or vag

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Did you eat yet?

When an Asian parent says this to you.. it means "I Love You" as there is no literal translation for "I Love You" in any Asian languages.

Mom: "Did you eat yet?"
Kid: "Did you eat yet, too mom"

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you are what you eat

A saying that is used when someone who eats pussy acts like what he eats. (substituting the noun pussy for the verb pussy).

Gangsta 1: You fronted that nigga 2 pounds because he was rolling deep.
Gangsta 2: It aint even like that.
Gangsta 3: You are what you eat. (as he cocks the desert eagle).

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Don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.

Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.

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