what you saying

"whats up"
"sup"
"what you doing"

hey mike, what you saying?

nothing much..watching some basketball.

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whatever you say

You say this in response to something someone tells you that isn't true nevertheless they want you to believe what it is they're lying about.

Him: Even though I clearly said Millennial, I am not a millennial. I honestly just have a foot-up-the-nose disorder. It's a very serious medical condition.

You: Whatever you say bro!

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Fuck you say

A slang word mostly used as a shortened word for, "What the fuck did you say".

Nik: Your shirts is gay Walter!
Walter: Fuck you say!?!?

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The dickens, you say!?!

This is an expression typically used in place of "you're kidding me", "you're joshing me". However, I do not know the origin of the expression. I think it may have something to do with Charles Dickens

LARRY: Charleston is 100 years older than Savannah!

TIM: The dickens, you say!?!

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If you say so.

A very polite way of calling someone a liar after they tell you something that you know is utter bullshit.

Man #1: I saw Elvis at the 711 this afternoon.

Man #2: Yeah, tell me another one.

Man #1: No, I really did see Elvis.

Man #2: If you say so.

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The Devil You Say

A reaction of shock or suprise used by people who want to sound fancy.

G: So I heard that this new game has twice as many guns.
A: The Devil you say!

what are you saying

-whats up?
-what are you doing?
-etc...

what are you saying tonight?

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