whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.

Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.

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Who's got your goat

The ability to intentionally annoy, agitate or otherwise aggravate another individual to a point of critical instability bordering on emotional breakdown.

Yer boss called and left a message for you. Seems like you've been accused of sexually abusing your secretary, embezzling from the widows and orphans fund and jerking off in your cubicle.
Are you fucking KIDDING ME!? I give my life to that company and THIS IS MY REWARD for 40 years of service?!
Who's got your goat?! haha!

shut your goat mouth

Shut up but with more force.

The alternative is shut your trout mouth

-Annoying person is talking

You say:
"You shut your GOAT mouth" OR
"You shut your TROUT mouth"

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whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

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whatever milks your goat

Another phrase for saying "whatever floats your boat" - or in other words "whatever works best" or "whatever pleases you".

"So Sean, what do you feel like doing tonight?"

"I dunno, whatever milks your goat man"

Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."

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throw your goats up

To make either the "Anarchy" or "Goats' Head" hand sign by using your thumb to hold down the middle and ring fingers, while extending the index and pinky fingers. Most often seen at cheese-ball metal concerts, i.e. Slayer, Metallica, Pantera, etc. And some punk concerts i.e. Black Flag, AFI,
Sinead O'Connor

Bro, they're about to play Ride The lightning man, awesome dude, throw your goats up so they know we're hardcore, blood, death, satan, yeah!!!!!

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