honk your cock

When your cock goes honk honk

I got so excited last night I honked my cock in Walmart and it went everywhere that’s how you honk your cock

Jerking your cock

Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.

Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.

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shut your cock

shut up; shut your mouth

"I'm not talking to you mate, shut your fucking cock."

"I'm trying to make a serious point here, shut your cock."

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jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone

Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock

fuck your cock

A phrase that is used as a comeback to such phrases as "Fuck You!"

Bob: Fuck You!!!
Bill: Fuck Your Cock!!!

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rock on with your cock on

To continue on the present course of action with the intention of performing coitus in some form or fashion.

Spence: "Aww, man, I stepped in puke and slipped so much I pissed on my pantleg!"

Jesse: "It's cool, man, rock on with your cock on. She won't notice, and if she does, tell her it's a body shot and you've got the salt in your mouth."

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cut your cock off

sounds a lot like kartya kokkov

Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.

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