Your connection sucks!

What you say just as you kick someone from you game or Xbox Live party, either because they're being an asshole or just for laughs. You often invite them back and have a good laugh.

Annoying kid- "Hey guys, lets play Call of Duty"
Party leader- "Your connection sucks!"

you have been kicked from the Xbox Live party

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Your ass sucks buttermilk

"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.

Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!

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suck your nan

the sucking or slurping or ones own grandmother. It is an action frequently performed by larger men. It is used as a curse or offence

'Oi fatty james, go suck your nan'

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Suck Your Mum

"Suck your mum" is a term used to offend others. It originated in London and is widely used throughout all of Britain.

Roadman 1: Oi you likkle pussio, I heard you man been chatting shit

RoadBoy 1: Suck your mum bruv. I ain't no pussio to chat like that. If you gwarn start beef then lets do it.

PROCEED TO FIGHT..

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Suck Your Nan

To supple on ones grandmother.
Popularized by United Kingdom gangsters and hip hop artists.

Gangsta #1: Oi mate gimmie your phone.
Gangsta #2 Suck your nan blud.
Gangsta #1 Brap Blap

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suck your mother

the word a jamaican uses when they really want to offend you or *diss! you

boy go suck your mother u dirty fucker

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Suck your river

Sucking the leftover soda in the rim of a can.

Can you please suck your river from my Cocka-Cola?