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The single greatest entity ever to have graced the world of Runescape. Zezima is a sexless being, with powers rival to that of a God.
Similar to Neo towards the end of the matrix trilogy, Zezima can use Its powers of spell casting, archery and close quarters combat in the real world, so great is Its strength of will and command of the elements.
Some revere Zezima as a deity, representing all that is good and great. Others as the creator of the Runescape and real worlds. Others envy the ethereal power of Zezima, heralding It as a being of evil, born (if one so great can be born) to bring doom and destruction to all inferior beings. And some simply refuse Zezima, and the cult of Zezima, exist.
1.cap202-"Zezima, great are thou. We beg of you bless our crops so they will grow strong and not wither in the winter"
2.badboi0-"Zezima a fag. wat a nub"
3.imeric0-"Great is the wrath of Zezima, I remember the end times. When It descended from the heavens to smite all the unbelievers. Men with good and evil hearts alike, such is the anger of The Great One."
4.slayers77-"Zezima? whos that?"
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A person who plays Runescape all the time.
Dude, you've been playing this game for 3 days straight. Your such a Zezima
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Not #1 anymore.
Runedude1: Hey, did you hear? Zezima's not at the top anymore!
rAnDoMnOoB: He's not? Then who is?
Runedude1: Kingduffy 1 is. However, I still believe in Zezima.
rAnDoMnOoB: Forget Zez! All hail Kingduffy 1!
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A hardworking fat guy, who achives at video games, and fails at life.
Teh Zezima guy is a famous nerd...
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A term for someone who only does one thing all day, every day, and excessively. Can sometimes be considered a "robot" to what they do, and they take very little time on important things in life. (family, excercize, etc.) Is motivated to be #1 in what they do.
Person A: I can't go to work today, have to become the number one log runner in the world.
Person B: You're such a Zezima! *cries*
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A fictional meal named after the current highest scoring runescape player, Zezima, which consists of spaghetti with "dragon sauce", "runescpaian dipper" chicken nuggets, Milk from "lumbridge" cows, and a Zezima action figure with an additional 99 golden pieces.
*words or phrases contained in quotation marks are specific elements from the game, runescape.
A man walked into Mcdonalds and said, "I would like one large Zezima Meal please."
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A bunch of old slags who are 30+ years old and seek validation by calling themselves CC vets. Bunch of jobless nobodies who act tough behind a screen. They are the people in the real world known to fetch your coffee and dry cleaning. CICADA is a prime example. If you see CICADA ask him if he is a cc vet and if he responds "yes" go into the discord "discord.gg/zez". Fair warning that if you verbally destroy him he will resort to yelling over you and will make unintelligible sounds, similar to a squealing pig about to be slaughtered.
I am CICADA and I'm important because I am a Zezima CC Vet L00000000000L
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