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zygotic episode

Polite but meaningful phrase to convey that the couple are trying to conceive a child, particularly if the parents are crazy in love. A riff on "psychotic episode"

Claire and Jim are having a 'zygotic episode'

by giftedone May 27, 2009

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Zygote Man

A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.

โ€œYouโ€™re a baobabโ€
โ€œFuck off zygote manโ€

by yeehawnโ€™tlmao February 15, 2019


Zygote Tag

Tagging a photo with the name of a person who isn't there, often tagging a mother's belly with the name of a child that wasn't born when the picture was snapped.

My aunt Betty keeps uploading pictures of my mom when she was pregnant -- she zygote tags me then makes some crack about how I ruined her body. Not funny.

by San Pablo Juan January 25, 2010


zygote

A pansy.

Zygote is a zygote.

by JiM July 21, 2003

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Zygotic episode

โ€œPolite but meaningful phraseโ€ to convey that a couple were trying to conceive a child. Coined by a contributor to Barbara Wallraff's Word Fugitives column, The Atlantic Monthly, March 2008.

Henry and Elizabeth had a zygotic episode.

by Zvezdochka September 1, 2011

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Risk a Zygote

Verb. When a woman lets you cum inside of her without wearing a condom.

1: "Wow, you and that guy were going at it for a while!"

2: "Yeah, the sex is so good with him, I'd Risk a Zygote."

by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013

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Zygote Rifle

Of or pretaining to the penis or dick, revolving when the penis ejaculates fireing seemen (zygotes) onto the "action field."

Man, I unloaded my Zygote Rifle on Kristi last night.

by Prosser August 23, 2007

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