October 18 is national ride a dick day! This can only be done by your homie/boyfriend/girlfriend/crush and if it's allowed, any random person.
You might think it's wrong and fake but this is official
national ride a dick day©
Henry: "Yo bro wanna ride my dick?"
Adam: "No bro, it's not allowed, oh wait it's October 18th right, then it's okay bro"
Henry: "Bro"
Adam: "Bro"
I want to kiss you on October 18, as you’re my crush.
October 18th, national freak day. A day where you can send freaky pictures or do freaky things with an individual.
“You know what today is? It’s freak day!”
“October 18 is national freak day guys”
a retarded bitch was born on this day, she always smells and has a nicotine addiction
olivia appreciation day because she is so funny and cool and yes
person: olivia (AKA lookingformylie#6631 on discord) is the best.
me: its october 18!
person: what does that mean
me: its olivia (AKA lookingformylie#6631 on discord) appreciation day
Ask out your crush without shame day
Hey dude it October 18 ask out Miley!
The swaggiest people are born on this day and you should be jealous!
I wish I was born on October 18th I would be so swaggy