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a driver that is all over your rear bumper if you drive the speed limit.
Damn I'm driving the speed limit and that texas driver behind me is all over my rear bumper!
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A high school credit class where you fork over $95 of your parent’s money to be yelled at by a skinny, balding, half-pint, 40-year old Caucasian loser whose only determination is to subdue every helpless senior student in order to redeem his irretrievable dignity. In order to compensate for years of well-deserved torment in his early years, he dangles the prospect of getting behind the wheel of an automobile to keep his pupils pacified.
Never sass at a driver’s ed instructor, remember, that with a switch of a pen, he can taint your criminal record for all eternity, which determines your prospects of successfully getting a job, bank credit, or college opportunities. No matter whatever he eggs you on with, whether it is inconsistent instructions for your homework, or a detraction of points from your driving record, hold it back. An assault charge is not worth sacrificing saving far more than $95 monthly on your insurance bill.
Driver's Ed Teacher: *Snort*, Nyaaah.... now, none of you are doing to make anything of your lives. If you already have a police citation, then you might as well be a ex-con employee slaving away at Wal*Mart because no professional employer with a decent perception of work ethics were to hire you... *snort snort*
I creak the table as clutch my belly holding a hard day's ass gas. He swivels his albino head in an instant shaking his scrawny finger at me...
Driver's Ed Teacher: 2 points off!
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A redneck's dream card. Allows them to legally drive.
Patty and Selma: You'll get your license in the mail within 2 weeks.
Cletus: Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!
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Volvo drivers are people who value quality and safety over ostentation. They are often liberal, well educated, and upper middle class. Although the cars are pricey to buy and maintain, Volvo drivers see them as works of art--well-made machinery that protects their passengers, other drivers, and even pedestrians from the hazards of the road. Volvo drivers appreciate the cars' understated comfort and the manufacturer's concern for the environment. Even so, Volvo drivers have become easy targets for disparagement among those who think that a car that isn't flashy isn't worth owning or who envy the financial means of those who can afford them. Phrases like "tree-hugging, latte-sipping, Volvo-driving liberal elitists" seek to belittle people who care about their safety, their environment, and the value of Scandinavian engineering. An important point is that Volvos are not yuppie cars. Yuppies like flashier, head-turning cars that announce their owners' wealth. Volvos are preppy cars, generally favored by suburban WASPs, although the S40 is popular with younger, urban drivers. Like their drivers, Volvos are conservative and understated. If the cars are well cared for, they can last forever, so Tripp can drive Daddy's 10-year-old Volvo off to college.
After Mummy dropped Tim off at boarding school, she took the Volvo to the garage in Roland Park for its 100,000-mile checkup.
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Corolla Driver is a driver on the road that is always in the slow lane. A driver that is slowing down traffic for those of us in a hurry.
1-Why is there so much traffic in this lane? There is a Corolla driver up ahead.
2- Who is the slowpoke? The Corolla driver up ahead.
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To be run over by the crazy learner's permit girl.
Cheerleader got drivers ed'ed by the learners permit girl while she had her hands on 2'oclock and 10'oclock
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To deliberately and selfishly divulge information about a coworker for the sole purpose of gaining an upper hand on said coworker to an authoritative third party (i.e. the boss).
Jordan: “Matt, can you believe what Fisher did?”
Matt: “What did he do now?"
Jordan: “I was only 5 minutes late, FJ was not in the office yet and had no idea i was late, then Fisher completely bus drove me by telling FJ i was late to work!”
Matt: “Yeah Fisher is such a fucking BUS DRIVER!”
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