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My wifes excuse for sniffing smarty dust
No honey; I was not sniffing smarty smarty dust. I was only safety briefing with co-workers.
A or The "Leader" of a party or social gathering that not only induces/entices drinking and or partaking in party "favors" in general, but also holds a key role in the safety or security of said gathering.
Capitan Safety gave me a beer and a helmet before I went down the water slide into the lake.
Shoulder length or longer, permed or Jerry curled hair, resembling a helmet.
Her Safety Mullet was so coarse that her skull only broke into 5 pieces when it hit the concrete.
A male friend you have agreed with to get married to if you’re both single at a certain age
Onumah is my safety husband
The thin circle of paper available to put over the toilet seat in a public restroom.
"Dude, I would have gotten herpes from that bathroom if it wasn't for the ring of safety!"
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In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.
Hey look at Steve Dorkmeister, he's totally pulling a cell safety.
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A term used in the game show Deal or No Deal when the majority of low amounts are still in play, but there are two high amounts to justify continuing the game.
Howie Mandel: Now the question is: deal or no deal.
Contestant: $275,000 is life-changing, but the $300,000 and $400,000 boxes are still in play! So I still have my 'safety net'. No deal!!!
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