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An American can be someone from either north or South America, but is most commonly associated with citizens of the USA
An American is someone from the USA. Aka, someone who does not know how to spell or speak English correctly. They are also annoying. And nonces.
1. a) I’m an American. I live in the USA.
b)I’m an American. I live in North America
2. They spelt colour without the u. They must be American
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A true American Is female or a male with a few simple yet prized beliefs . The belief that everyone one is created equal. The belief that everyone who is born in or out of the US can be a part of our nation. The belief men and women can work the same jobs. The belief that anyone can love and build a future with whom ever they choose. An "American" is not a person who is born here but a person who is open minded and kind hearted. An American can be from a Latin culture, Asian culture, a Native American , a African American, indie culture, and etc. we are dreamers.
We are American
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An adjective used to describe anything that:
a) is oil-hungry and greedy.
b) is willing to invade democratic countries and instill dictatorships to get oil.
c) Is happy to eat McDonalds for every meal
d) Never visited a foreign country and makes assumptions based off of social media.
e) wants to bomb all countries with a name ending with “stan”.
f) denies climate change, believes that the U.S. is the center of the world, that all English speaking nations are speaking “American” and/or that the Earth is flat.
g) Thinks every Muslim/ brown person wearing cloth headwear is a terrorist
h) is dreadfully ignorant.
g) that wants to elect Trump for president.
Note that Americans are not confined to the USA.
Joe: “Oh my gosh, that Russian guy is stealing our oil and trying to get Trump elected!”
Mac Donald: “Fuck! He’s such an American!”
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1. An individual from the continent of the americas
2. A term of nationality for a United States citizen, a nation who's population approximates 70% of western europe. Certain states within said nation are larger and more densly populated than many countries within Western Europe, which makes travel within and particularly outside of the nation monetarily prohibative for approximately 50% of the population. For that percentage, governmental working standards do not provide paid holiday remotely simiar to world standards (10 days per year.) These conditions prohibit experience outside of a limited sphere and therefore perpetuate ignorance and indifference. This results in the unfortunate election and re-election of a system who maintains these standards in the name of 'patriotism' and 'freedom;' whilst never really providing either iconic ideal. This group maintains psychological function by instituting self-protecting biases of uniqueness and self importance to maintain integrity, and anything that threatens it is fiercly defended against, furthering the vicious circle. Perhaps after witnessing certain evidential and undeniable mistakes of their chosen system of rule, the population will over time begin to realize that the government is providing more regulations than freedoms and will moderate their opinions accordingly. With the passage of time, perhaps these citizens can accept, and be accepted to a place among the world's great nations, rather than claiming their right as the 'best.'
I am an american (from the south, no less) and I'm proud of my diverse and world aware 50%. I don't believe the US is the best country in the world, however, I don't believe the rest of the world has the right to take the piss on 'americans' for choices half of us didn't make and don't agree with, especially when their understanding is limited and often misinformed.
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Americanisms are ridiculous mispellings and mispronunciations of the beautiful English language by the yanks. This often involves missing vitally important letters from such words as 'herbs' (in American ' 'erbs'); maths ('math'); through (thru) and bizzarre pronunciations of words such as basil ('baysill'); mirror ('meeyor')and aluminium (alloominum). We invented it, albeit it with a little help from Ancient Romans, Celts and French so stop messing around with it!
Such Americanisms are
Billy-Jo-Bob: Yo whassap dude, yo mama got any 'erbs?
Mary-Jane-Sue: Yeah, they're in the trunk behind the alloominum foil and math books. Be careful of my sweat pants and sneakers.
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A person from the United States (a boss country). Someone who is usually pretty chill, educated, and likes to have a good time.
Anyone who hates on Americans can suck a fat dick! Like it or not the Americans run the music industry, olympics, wall street, they have the strongest military in the whole world, hell, our government even runs the mothafuckin planet!
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