Random simp event

The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.

Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.

Lake Snake Event

(verb)- Anytime 1 or more penises are exposed and erect or semi-erect in a body of water. This normally is in conjunction with alcohol and need to show the other intoxicated guys in the same , said body of water what they are working with.... Might also include penetration of Lake Snake Hole(No Definition needed for that word :-)

Wow, see those 2 guys over there floating closely together? I bet There is a Lake Snake Event going on over there.

biological circuit event

A biological organism, especially a human being, becoming part of an electrical circuit. The word can be qualified with adjectives such as "terminal" (fatal), "unexpected" (accidental shock), "disruptive" (causing delays to the transport system),

Did you hear about the unexpectedly nonterminal expected biological circuit event in Texas? The prisoner was taken back to death row and they have not decided yet whether to try again or pardon her.

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the series of fortunate events

The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.

Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?

Billy: Really? What is it called?

Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.

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Expletive event horizon

1. The point at which your frustration rises so that you lack the patience or vocabulary to express it, resulting in a deluge of random curses.

2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.

1. "Bas-tard motherfucking camelshit fuckjock! Bellydancing cocknobbler!" "...Dude, what's wrong with Steve?" "He passed the expletive event horizon."

2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."

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df events team

A word usually used to describe laziness.

"do the laundry"
"too lazy"
"bruh you're such a df events team"

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series of unfortunate events

A girls worst nightmare: the series involves in specific order a; donkey punch, gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. simply brilliant.

girl talking to other girl - "last night i encountered a series of unfortunate events first he donkey punched me, then i got a gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie and then the ass finished it off with a strawberry shortcake"

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