oops baby

A baby created when a woman tells a man she is using birth control, but she is not.

He'll be paying child support forever -- she had an oops baby six months after the divorce.

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And i oop

A phrase basic white girls say when they drop their hydro flask

Girl 1:*drops hydro flask*

Girl 1: and i oop sksksksksksks
Boy: oof

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Oops poop

Verb: To oops-poop. The act of defecating on accident. Usually during flatulence.

Noun: The excrement as a result of accidental defecation.

also: Oopspoop, Oops-poop

Verb: "Oh, I think he just oops-pooped!"

"Yeah, he shit his pants squeezing out that fart"

Noun: "Oh my god! She just hit the camera with an oops poop! She shit on the camera! Her oops poop knocked the camera over."

"You're gunna oopspoop if you keep sqeezing them out like that!"

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and I oop-

A phrase overused by 12 year old girls

Originated from the drag queen Jasmine Masters, after he hit his ballsack

Normal person: *meaningful conversation starter*
braindead 12 year old girl: ....
Normal person: .......
braindead 12 year old girl: and i oop-
Normal person: *facepalms*

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Oop and i

The term when you hate VSCO girls so much that after they say and i oop you want them to die a slow painful death so you say oop and i (oop and die)

VSCO girl: and i oop
You while you’re choking them to death: OOP AND I

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spap-oop

How popular munchies satisfier doo-dads reads upside-down. Most common occurrence of this phenomenon is the stoner opening the bottom of the box instead of the top, therefore having to keep the box upside-down to prevent munchie spillage.

Dude, pass the spap-oop. I got serious munchies.

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alley-oops

An attempt at an alley oop in which the supposed dunker does not attempt to complete the play

...and Georgia Tech pulls the alley-oops

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