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Arizona Canalish The Dirty Arizona Vagina Secretion that smells like Rotting Shopping Carts, Dead Turtles, and Rotting Crawdads Roasting on a 51st ave and Peoria Canal Banks
I met an Arizona Canalist you could smell her dirty vagina rotting through her Dusty jeans
When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.
Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!
When a person moves to Arizona for college, only to drop out and get knocked up by their cousin, quite the Arizona Accident.
“Yo, you hear what happen to Lauren? Bitch went to the University of Phoenix for school, got knocked up by her cousin, then had the balls to come home for Christmas with an Arizona Accident still growing in her belly, she couldn’t wait to tell the rest of the family!”
When your on a big weld job and your boss has no welds for you and your weld partner to make. But you have a small pipe fit up to weld so you brother in law it to look busy and basically fuck em over
Hey I think we should give Covo the ol arizona orbital
Basically a makeshift pringles fleshlight with little bits of pringles dust
Joe:Hey, I know you have a fleshlight. May I borrow?
Henry:Yeah I do, a newly crafted DIY one. Wanna try it?
Joe:Sure!
After minutes later
Joe:fucking hell my penis is dry as fuck
Henry:Must've forgot to clean it off, felt like the Arizona Sunshine eh?
When anal sex is so rough it burns like the desert.
Last night my boyfriend and I tried Arizona anal
When two partners douse their genitals in gasoline, light them on fire, and proceed to have anal sex.
“Hmm.. what should we do tonight?”
“How about we have an Arizona Firefuck?”
“Dude, no way, I still feel my singed ass hair from last time!”