Army Of Losers

Any group of people who have no vision in life and their only ambition is to make money but actually they are just wasting everyone's time.

I used to work for an online company for a few years but when I realised they are just an army of losers, I quit the job.

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Mugman Army

A (fixed) glitch in the game Cuphead that let player 2 (Mugman) keep spawning Mugman

I want the mugman army glitch back, said pretty much everyone in the cuphead fandom

Moosh Army

Loyal followers and secret society led by The Notorious O.K. aka OlgaKay(of youtube). Some believe the Moosh Army, commonly referred to as Mooshers are a subset of the Russian KGB to carry out missions and strengthen ties as liason agents in various U.S. defense departments.

OlgaKay- "hello Moosh Army"

MooshArmy- "MOOOOSH!"

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BVB Army

The BVB Army are the many fans of the rock band, Black Veil Brides. Andy Biersack, the lead singer of Black Veil Brides, wanted to create a band that was based off of his love for KISS and Mötley Crüe. Thus BVB was created.

I love Black Veil Brides and I'm proud to say I am apart of the BVB Army.

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army proof

To make something Army Proof, you take something that is idiot proof, and make the instructions even more explicit and harder to fuck up.

The MRE heating pack has instructions telling you to lean it on a "Rock or something"

The Claymore mine has "Front towards enemy" written on the front.

These are just a few items that have been made army proof

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play army

To preform oral sex on a male while he holds a salute.

From Tripping the Rift:

Chode: You wanna play army?
Big breasted TV reporter: How do you play that?
Chode: I salute and you blow the hell outta me.

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Army-drunk

A level of complete and utter inebriation only attainable by those who serve in the United States Army and by consuming large amounts of alcohol. Most likely to occur during squad initiation, post deployment parties, deployment, boredom.

Origin- comes from the slogan"There's strong, and them there's Army-Strong!" Popular belief by soldiers is that only soldiers can party as hard as soldiers do, therefore the Army's new slogan was changed(not officially) to "There's drunk, and then there's Army drunk!"

Symptoms- Memory loss, inability to walk in a straight line, loud cadence calling, no recollection of the past 24 hrs, an increase in confidence followed by fighting, AWOL, inexplicable crying, marriage, accidental discharge, discovering strange and sometimes illegal objects in you room, loss of sex-appeal, waking up next to naked fat girls, waking up with inexplicable pain, soreness, cuts, bruises, marks, tattoos, etc., waking up in unfamiliar places(motor-pools, weapons-pool, Impact Areas, Qualifying ranges, NCOIC's room, woods etc.), Article-15's .

The last game of pong was brutal but after we killed that handle of crown I was officially "Army-drunk."

I think i threw up a stapler, I'm never getting "Army-drunk"again!

I think we shot my girlfriends cat through the wall with the vacuum cleaner last night, lets hold back on the "Army-drunk" tonight.

When you wake up after getting "Army-drunk" you don't get a hangover, you're just drunk.

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