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cops, johnny law, po-po, and many other nick names
look at that bacon over there camping in the dark corner waiting for speeders, he's just as bad as those fags on COD:MW2
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the closet thing to dying and going to sweet, meaty and juicy heaven. Also very close to happiness of any way, shape and form.
America: You can't buy happiness with money, but bacon is pretty fucking close.
Israel: That's a goddamn lie!
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Girl 1: OMG I love "Hello" so much and Adele is my queen
Girl 2: Hello is such bacon
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The best thing in the world... besides electricity :3
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.
~ Bacon with Pancakes
~ Bacon with Macaroni and Cheese
~Goes great with eggs
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Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
bacon doesn't need to be defined
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Proof that Satan exists, as nothing so cute as a piglet deserves to be made into something so delicious.
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a product that comes from the helpless slaughtering of little piggies...yummy!
Boy i wanna eat some nice cooked bacon ripped from that innocent little piggies' body.
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