mailbox baseball

The act of hanging out the passenger side of a car, with a bat, and hitting roadside mailboxes while another person is driving.

1. "We played mailbox baseball last night, we broke the shit out of a bunch of mailboxes."
2. "This road had a lot of mailboxes on it, it would be great for mailbox baseball"

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Inside Baseball

Similar to an inside joke, inside baseball refers to a reference that is not well-understood by the layman. An average person without deep knowledge of a topic would not be able to understand a reference that is inside baseball.

"I got kicked out of the raid for not having B4B"
"That is too inside baseball, I don't get it.

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baseball player

Hot guys with nice assess

Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player

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baseball chemistry

1. When everyone in the clubhouse is getting along (i.e. there is no Barry Bonds, Jeff Kent, and T.O. has not decided to play baseball). The power of friendship and positive thinking will overcome.

2. The only thing that is perhaps more overrated than Tim Burton.

Reggie Jackson -- the biggest clubhouse cancer of his generation -- won five rings in seven years. Who needs baseball chemistry when you have star power?

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baseball booty

A baseball booty is a baseball players butt when he's in his uniform. Most baseball booties are kind of perky and big but they don't look like a girl butt. Baseball booties are awesome, but not every player has one (at least not a good one)

Girl 1: "Did you see his butt! It looks fine in those baseball pants!"
Girl 2: "Yea! Man, he has a great baseball booty!"

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baseball boys

probably the hottest guys you will ever meet.

damn those baseball boys are hot.
baseball boys are always the move.

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baseball analogy

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

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