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A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.
My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!
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A river rock is a solid hard turd, followed by raging diarrhea!!!
Dang Brett don't use the bathroom, Steve had a river rock that he just let loose not a good sight!!!
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The favorite nickname of the effeminate coach of the Boston Celtics who isn't above cheating and bending the rules to win games as the 2008 NBA Finals proved.
Adam mocks Nurse Rivers and his team's losing record after the Lakers win the 2009 NBA Finals.
To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."
1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.
2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.
when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.
dude jess and i had crazy ass river sex last night
Female known for jumping from boat to boat consuming whatever alcohol she can get ahold of. Also is passed around the group like a joint. Seen wearing cut off shorts straw hat and has the smell of alcohol and semen on her breath.
That girl is nothing but a river roach.
When you pee in her ass whilst she shits on your dick
Got drunk last night and floated down the mud river with your mom