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A special "base" where a relationship will not advance to first, Second, or third base due to the couple having Christian beliefs not to do stuff until age 32.
Look at those losers! They stay on the Bible Base!
Originating from typically southern US fundamentalist Christian sects given to evangelizing in a very outgoing, rumbunctious way, often characterized by a religious bigot standing on a street corner, with or without foam around his mouth, shouting about how we should all turn to Christ, whilst vigourously thumping his soft covered bible for emphasis.
Their actions usually do more harm than good to their cause and bring into disrepute and ridicule those more reticent Christians.
He's a bible thumper, so don't go near him.
He thinks everything in the bible should be taken literally; he's a foolish bible thumper.
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Guy 1 : The holy bible has reformed me from my ways of sin
Guy 2 : I read the bible 2
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : You know, Jesus telling a cripple to kill the president
-noun; name for marble composition book found in the lair of the Seabury. The book contains intricately drawn out men's penises in various positions. Not to be confused with the Ghostbusters lunchbox concept of the movie "Superbad", the Dick Bible was discovered around 2001, 6 years before the introduction of "Superbad". The original copy's whereabouts are shrouded in great mystery, though a reproduction was commissioned in 2005 based upon eyewitness accounts of the original.
"What should we call this marble composition book filled with drawings of cocks?" "I think Dick Bible would be suitable"
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A book dedicated as a guide for all criminal activity. Things how to make drugs, how to steal, how to card online, how to print money, and much more. Can be found on the deep web for prices from free to a hundred dollars
1. I just bought the fraud bible online for only 20 bucks. What a great price!
2. The fraud bible taught me how to steal a car.
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In 1631, a printers thing in London accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."
However, King Charles I had ordered 1,000 copies of the bible from these printers, and was not amused when he discovered the mistake...He ordered them to be burned and now only 11 exist today...
" 'Thou shalt commit adultery.' That's wicked man!...Literally..."
"I wish I could see this famous wicked bible..."
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Often a Cosmo or some other type of girl magazine that somehow female cadets at West Point, aka trou, manage to read while "physically exerting" themselves on the lowest levels on a trou chariot.
Look at that trou on her chariot reading the trou bible, like she can really use that magazine to "please her man."
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