An extremely deadly STD or fever. Early forms started showing up in Stratford, Ontario Canada(mid 1993) after a woman by the name Patricia Lynn Mallette allegedly had sexual intercourse with a mentally retarded chimp and produced a high pitched, homosexual, mentally retarded son, known as Justin Bieber. Patricia is known worldwide for creating the disease and there had been many assassination attempts on her after numerous VHS tapes that had videos of her having sex with the chimp. The disease has notably started on March 1st, 1994 but it was a small concern after not many had symptoms. However on January 15th, 2007 a small spike of the disease had started in parts of the US and Canada. Between then and July 2011, over 500 million cases had been reported, all from girls between the ages of 3 and 100 and some rare cases from gay males, with parents becoming extremely terrified of their daughters actions and resorted to murdering them, locking them in a room or closet, throwing them out on the street, selling them or basically doing anything to get rid of the girl to prevent the spread of the disease. As of now, there are no cures. There is no hope for humanity. All we can do is blame that one Canadian woman and the child she produced with the chimp.
Parent - Oh my God, please help my pre-pubescent daughter! She has Bieber fever.
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Someone who has hair shaped like Justin Bieber's hair or a bowl cut.
Stuart: OMG , look at owen!
Callum: OMG , He has Bieber Hair!
Stuart: hahaha.
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"Bieber Banging" is when a man buys tickets to a Justin Bieber concert to meet young girls. Since those girls can't have Justin Bieber, most likely because he hasn't hit puberty yet, they end up settling for the next best thing: the closest guy. Later the guy ends up banging the girl and never seeing her again, leaving the girl emotionally scared for the rest of her life. "Bieber Banging" may include but is not limited to: 5-6 years prison time for statutory rape, an STD, and/or a little sign in your front yard that tells kids not to go to your house for candy on Halloween.
Guy 1: Dude, I just got done "Bieber Banging" a girl in the back of my car! Do you think I could go to jail?
Guy 2: No way man, that chick was probably 17 1/2.
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Really horrible, god awful diarrhea. Named for the quality of Justin Bieber's music, which is equally painful.
"Oh man.. I was in the toilet ALL NIGHT, had some serious Bieber Fever. Never want to endure that again."
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Side bangs that wrap around your whole face.
Jeston: Hey man wasawp!
Beaver: Hey dude, did you get a haircut?
Jeston: Naw man, i just put them to the side.
Beaver: Oh really? 'Cuz they look like Bieber Bangs to me.
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The new inflammatory epidemic that attacks the cardiac area
(heart).
Cause: Being obsessed and/or infatuated with Justin Bieber
Symptoms: Watching Justin Bieber's music videos on Youtube incessantly,listening to Bieber excessively, and having your room plastered in Justin Bieber posters are a few of the symptoms
Demographics: Adolescent girls are at greatest risk, although the disease is very fast spreading and infectious
Cure: Listening to some classical or classic rock music is one very permanent cure, but the body and brain may reject it.
13 year old watching television "It's the new Justin Bieber song! (SCREAM) I have to get it! I love you Justin!
Brother: (pukes)
Later
Doctor to girl's mother "Well, your son is completely fine, the problem is your daughter. She is in the later stages of bieber fever
Mom: (cries)
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while laughing at the next ridiculous Justin Bieber news piece, you experience an equal and opposite physical reaction resulting in nausea and vomiting.
I had a severe case of bieber-reflux when I heard about the upcoming 3-D movie about the teen star.
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