Side bangs that wrap around your whole face.
Jeston: Hey man wasawp!
Beaver: Hey dude, did you get a haircut?
Jeston: Naw man, i just put them to the side.
Beaver: Oh really? 'Cuz they look like Bieber Bangs to me.
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while laughing at the next ridiculous Justin Bieber news piece, you experience an equal and opposite physical reaction resulting in nausea and vomiting.
I had a severe case of bieber-reflux when I heard about the upcoming 3-D movie about the teen star.
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The new inflammatory epidemic that attacks the cardiac area
(heart).
Cause: Being obsessed and/or infatuated with Justin Bieber
Symptoms: Watching Justin Bieber's music videos on Youtube incessantly,listening to Bieber excessively, and having your room plastered in Justin Bieber posters are a few of the symptoms
Demographics: Adolescent girls are at greatest risk, although the disease is very fast spreading and infectious
Cure: Listening to some classical or classic rock music is one very permanent cure, but the body and brain may reject it.
13 year old watching television "It's the new Justin Bieber song! (SCREAM) I have to get it! I love you Justin!
Brother: (pukes)
Later
Doctor to girl's mother "Well, your son is completely fine, the problem is your daughter. She is in the later stages of bieber fever
Mom: (cries)
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Bieber Fever is a deadly disease that is caused by the overjoy and love of Justin Bieber. The outbreak of Bieber Fever hit harder and spread faster than Swine Flu.
What usually happens, is that they get so charmed by his lesbian hair and hip music, they forget he actually controls them with his dark powers. He gets them drooling like Golden Retrievers, and then they pee their pants.
Bieber Fever can happen to anyone from ages 3 to 97, but typically happens to single moms, substitute teachers, and prepubescent girls.
Once they're infected, they are insane. The only way to cure Bieber Fever is chopping off the victim's head with a meat cleaver.
Feel my forehead. Do I feel hot to you? Oh man I hope it's not.... Bieber Fever.
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a special type of condom, used by JB himself, coming in one flavor, and one flavor only: Sour Patch
Justin: wooooo-eeee!! Gotta love 'dem Bieber condoms!!
Girl: YUMMY! *salivates*
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"Bieber Fever" a.k.a. "Ear Cancer." Is a type of cancer, thay you can recieve while listening to many Justin Bieber songs. It is very deadly, it can cause death in less than 3 days. It is the most deadliest cancer known to man, however, there is a cure. The cure is to listen to REAL music, like Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, e.t.c.
Dumbshit Bieber Fan: lolz i haz beiber fevah!
3 days later....
R.I.P. Dumbshit Bieber Fan
Cause of death: Bieber Fever.
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Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility.
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