A slur best used for your boss
I know you’re reading this blakeley you greasy bologna back bitch
Also known as meat curtains, the bologna hammock is the extra skin hanging out of a woman's vigina, looking like a hammock made of bologna.
Ex. Did you see the bologna hammock on Chub Rub? I would like to rest my tongue in that thing.
When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.
Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!
The act of choking your partner with your "Bologna" (Penis/Strap on)
Pedro: "Hey Jim what are you doing today"
Jim: "just going to go home and give Martha a nice bologna necktie"
A retardation with a buck ass dick tiny nuts and furry eyebrows and liberals hate him
John bologna is hated by liberals
Two or more heterosexual males who have had genital to genital contact whilst partaking in a sexual activity involving at least one female. Contact may or may not be accidental.
Did you hear about Jacoby and Dustin? They convinced a fat chick to have a threesome and there dicks touched; they're bologna brothers now.
Meeting a woman in an Uber and then moving out of the country with them.
I love this woman so much I want to Lebanon Bologna her