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The designer status logo on clothing, handbags, jewelry, accessories (even towels!). Anything that the designer's logo can appear on. (Like Chanel, Prada, etc)
I can see the brag tag on your Chanel bag a block away.
Telling people you own a successful business to try and get women into bed.
See that guy over there creeping on them girls, he just dropped A Newman brag....the dirty bastard
A contractor takes Which is to big for his business to handle. Typically looses his shirt.
Johns company won a huge job and they couldn't handle it. That is why they are no longer in business. For him at first it was a brag job.
The Law of Bragging is:
The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.
Guy 1: "I'm pretty good at skateboarding."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."
Telling people you have a sore throat so you can brag about the size of the man part you had oral with...so big it causes you to gag
I know it was big...but enough of the gag brags
Yo I just bought a new outfit jewelry and kicks. Check out my brag
To take credit where it's not due
He used to brag a lot about his family fortune