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Bronze player

An individual who lacks skill and/or talent in video games

Dude, we wrecked that bronze player last night!

by Captinpickel January 15, 2016


Bronze Player

A massive bronze that is bad at rl and someone who sucks Your Local Guides small peen and nuts over feet. Massive bronze.

That silverbronze over there can't even air dribble, what a bloody bronze player

by YourLocalFootWanker January 14, 2021


Bronze Ape

An alchemical alcoholic concoction transmuted by the South Bay Los Angeles rapper Casper Casanova circa March 2019.

The sacred potion consists of:
12 Oz's Lagunita's Lil' Sumpin' IPA

2 Oz's of Simply Grapefruit Juice

Analogous to the infamous malt beverage named the Brass Monkey, which was made famous by the legendary Beastie Boys with their cataclysmic super hit Brass Monkey circa 1986; the Bronze Ape is a solid upgrade from its aforementioned predecessor reserved for ONLY a select and chosen few South Bay denizens.

"Ay yo O-Dogg, what it do brotha?!?!? Come through; let's get twisted!"-Casper
"I don't know dude, I have to study for my tests." - O-Dogg
"FOOOOL! Quit being square!!! Just drink two Bronze Apes with ya homie ."-Casper
"Aight. Only two Nova." -O-Dogg
"Yea only four Doggie!"-Casper
"I'm serious dude ONLY TWO!"- O-Dogg
"Right!!! Only 2"- Casper

"...after the first four"-Casper
"Motherfucker."-O-Dogg

by Casper Casanova March 21, 2019


Bronze Medal Sex

When you come third.

After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.

by ApricotFields June 7, 2019


Bronze 18

The embodyment of pure ownage. To be Bronze 18 is like being God, only Kiwi.

Zezima: I wish I was a Bronze 18! Gertjaars: Lol noob I own you.

by Herblore September 16, 2009


bronze

Bronze - a subhuman pleb without the basic knowledge required to be normal ELO. The lowest IQ amongst adults, basically equal to an infant.

"So, you're bronze? Did you int in all your qualifiers?"

by Just some average guy February 19, 2017


Bronze Monkey

The mixing of a 40 and a orange MD (MadDog) This is a variation of the Brass Monkey

Hey, man we are out of OJ. Just mix the 40 with your orange MD and make a Bronze Monkey.

by MasterGofen December 7, 2011