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The spicy love-making that ensues after the consumption of cocktails, more specifically a mojito.
Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"
1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and round, like a burrito.
"I'll have a chicken parm, with a side burrito please."
"I hope my wife doesn't find out about my side burrito."
Made with clothes piled on the bed then wrapped up in a bed spread to make use of the bed possible.
The mood was broken by the need to pause to clear the bed and make a laundry burrito.
When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.
George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.
The result of eating a burrito before getting slammed by your bros.
"I probably should've laid down a tarp, that's one helluva a burrito bussy you've got there"
A sexual act in which a male inserts his penis into someone's anus who proceeds to flatulate until orgasm is reached.
I heard Chris and Sam ate some chili and then went off to make some burritos.
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The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
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