Calm down Pikachu

A phrase used to tell someone to settle down, i.e. when they are too frisky.

He was acting crazy so I screamed "Calm down Pikachu!" in a pseudo-Japanese-infant voice.

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calm your tits

A sexist and degrading way of telling someone to calm down. Effective because it silences the addressee by invoking their fear of appearing like a hysterical female.

Wife: "I can't believe you would quit your job and not even tell me about it!"
Husband: "Calm your tits. If you ever had a job, you would understand."

Boyfriend: "I just don't want to have children unless we're married."
Girlfriend: "Calm your tits. You sound like my mom."

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calm your bean

'Calm your bean' is a phrase coined in the summer by an anonymous Irani lateral thinker. The term was constructed in a peaceful protest of a lack in chillness in a situation. It can be used both in a friendly, casual manner, however if the tone is moulded into one with more irritation, then it can also be a phrase which can boldly demand someone to calm down. The phrase holds incredible power, especially when delivered with a slightly delayed liasonesque pace.

Crazy broad - What did you just say young man?

Anonymous Irani - Calm your bean lady!

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luh calm fit

luh calm fit originally means an outfit that's 'nothing too crazy', hints the 'nun too crazy'.

the outfit is usually pulled off by someone with an abnormal body type but exudes confidence.

Information about the bird that is used for the luh calm fit.

the opium bird just a trend which this so called 'opium bird' and a lady befriending the bird, and they move around and stuff. the opium bird, also called the erosion bird. is a tall white bird with the head looking like a crow. and it mostly lives at the snowy mountains of Antarctica.

alr im just gonna straight say it

i'm deeply sorry folks, but its not a real bird. its an ai video.

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Calm your dick

The male version of "calm your tits".

Guy 1: OH MY GOD. I CANT STAND TODAY.

Guy 2: Dude, calm your dick.

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Calm Your Chills

verb- To calm yourself down to a tamable level

Calm your chills!! Your embarrassing me!!!!!

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keep calm and chive on

keep calm and chive on -

It is a modification of the phrase Keep calm and carry on that was a saying in England saying from 1939 and still used their today so all the mentalist that say The chive invented it are wrong.

Miles- keep calm and chive on

Peter- no it keep calm and carry on

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