can I get a piece

Used when someone, usually male, would like to... you know... heeheehee! =)

Hey good lookin'... I sho likes what you got goin' on there... can I get a piece?

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Can I hit your vape?

Ceæn eye HETE your vayp;

Can I give you a blowjob?

And/or

Can I suck thy ween?

Dude I’m so gay can I hit your vape?

Dude I’m literally gay too wtf Ofc you can bro

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Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat

When you've got a totally mental group chat with all the lads, in which casual banta is exchanged, and then something negative happens and you turn and say "yo brebs, can I get a RIP callum in the chat" and all the lads hammer the group chat with "RIP Callums"

*in the middle of a CoD sesh*

Person: "Sorry lads, got to go mums being a total pleb"

The lads: "Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat."

RIP
brebs

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can i get a random hell no

what you say when you want to tell some one no but want to be a real dick about it. best used in large crowds and parties.

man one: hey guy can i borrow thirty bucks?
man two: can i get a random hell no?!
random person: hell no!

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how can I help you

The worst urername in urbin dictonery

how can I help you

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Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

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Can I take your oder?

Now with new technology, Waiters/Waitresses can tell what you want to eat by taking your oder.

I'm gonna be kLeah the waitress "Hi, can i take your oder?"
I'll be Abdy the fish sticks *hands out oder*

YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT!! SHE JUST TOOK HIS ODER!!! AND CAME BACK WITH FISH STICKS!! THE GUY MUST SMELL LIKE FISH!! THATS SOO COOL!!!

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