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The most breathtakingly beautiful person, whom once you see, you automatically feel that connection. That person whom you know to spend your entire life with. Most likely to injure u 😋. Absolutely the most caring person that you'll ever meet. Someone that you'll be lucky to wait your whole life for and even afterwards happily wait at the Golden Gates for. Someone who will take care of you and always look out for your best interests! Will love and fall In love that she'll make it impossible for you not to feel the same! She'll be your one true love and your Soul mate. For all eternity! I love you Carmen
I've fallen in love with you Carmen Marie Mendoza and I can't live without you'
-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.
"Man, the tip of my penis is still sore from last year's Carmen Willis Day!"
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An important spanish trans-sexual with a huge cock, she/he is ugly as fuck.
You will be penetrated by Carmen de Mairena
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n: A drunk latino woman with a bowl of fruit on her head, found passed out on your front porch in the morning. (Sad shades of Carmen Miranda).
"I was so embarrassed this morning, I had to step over a drunken Carmen on my Veranda this morning to get to Starbucks."
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Superfly sexy actor/musician. Peircing blueish greenish eyes and big kissable puffy lips. Most recently in movies such as Silk, Delirious, Jailbait, The Heart is Decietful Above All Things, Last Days, The Hawk is Dying, and Rhinoceros Eyes. He first appeared on TV in Dawson's Creek in 1998. Currently (2006) guitarist and singer in a Brooklyn, Ny based grunge type band called Pagoda. Not related to Brad.
Michael Carmen Pitt is an actor/musician.
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