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When a lady loves a man in a very special way (with a strap on in the ass)
"I heard something really weird today!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"
When a yeasty woman has a clit penis.
Taradice’s Mayo-Carrot stained my favorite shirt.
If you are out of carrots you don’t care anymore.. you’re done fed up.
Sister - “Mum isn’t happy with you”
Brother - “Yeah look, I’m out of carrots on that one”
basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.
oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!
Giving a man analingus (rimming/ salad tossing/ ass licking) while reaching around his front and gently tapping his testicles together like they are in Newton’s Cradle. The hand motion has likeness to a Carrot In A Breeze. So similar to a Rusty Trombone yet with more sentiment to the global dance sensation.
It grew as a spin off from the Carrot In A Breeze dance craze during after parties in Auckland New Zealand. Since it has been spreading globally recently joining the offerings from Lady-Boys in Bangkok, Thailand. It has also been reported as a fraternity initiation act at a well known US College.
1. Barby gave me the Rusty Carrot last night, man her tongue and tap are the best… 2. Check her out, she can Rusty Carrot me any day!
1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.
2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.
Related Form: Carrot Topping
a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.
Any body that is held in prison given the orange jumpsuit will be regarded as a carrot in the carrot patch.
Prison Guard: I gotta take watch over the carrot patch today.
Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!
Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.
Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!
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