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I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.
someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)
"you're my first chipotle bag"
When one sexual partner lays face down, ass in the air, while the other partner licks around their unclean anus while masturbating them.
I gave my wife a chipotle bowl in bed the other night and now I have e coli.
1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.
2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.
The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!
Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!