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A kid friendly version of, Bitch please.
When I went to homegirls house, I was like, oh my gosh chipotle your crib is so tore up. Bitch be spending way too much time on beauty filters and selfies.
The effect of tasty food on a persons cognitive ability.
Example takes place at restaurant
Person 1, "Dude, how did you do on the test?"
Person 2, "It was cool...good (busy eating epic food)"
Person 3, "hahha, this fool is totally chipotled"
1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.
2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.
The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!
Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!
Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.
Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.
The unique flavor of Coca Cola from Chipotle after eating a large amount of cilantro. It mostly tastes like Coke, but it has an herbal, floral harshness to it from the cilantro flavor in your mouth.
Normally Coca Cola is my favorite soft drink, but Chipotle Coke leaves a weird taste in my mouth.