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When excrement blocks the bathroom toilet.
There was a serious log clog for which I needed a plumber asap!
When a male has a piss after sex and pisses in different directions or multiple streams.
Toby needed a piss after the business was done, but when he started pissing he looked up to notice he had two streams of piss both hitting opposite walls. “Fuck it.. the Clog”
Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.
Clog Ninja = Effeminate Males.
Clogging the toilet usually of public restroom because of the low-quality toilet paper.
There are two types of courtesy clog:
1) Use an excessive amount of TP each wipe and fill up the bowl
2) Wipe, then unload the the roll into the toilet
You can also courtesy clog if there is no toilet paper, you can do this by shoving a water bottle, plastic bag, ect. down the toilet.
Are you fucking kidding me?? This toilet paper is see through, i'm going to courtesy clog the shit outta this shitter to teach the guy who thought it'd be funny to use Charmin 1 ply in his bathroom a lesson.
When a bunch of Whore's are hanging out together, and they stay huddled together in a group.
I couldnt go into the changeroom at the mall, or i would have got stuck in a whore clog.
Recieving oral sex while jogging.
"Me and Julie went for a run the other day, but ended with a bit of jogging clogging!"
Clogging The Sink is a sexual action where a person shoves a Dwarf Hamster up their partners ass, causing the hamster to get stuck and desperately claw at the walls of the colon as it slowly suffocates.
Dude: I really hit it off with that girl last night bro!
Friend: Good shit man! Did you take her home?
Dude: You know it. I was Clogging The Sink all night!