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Someone who doesn't get involved with politics, but is a "free spirit who stands by their morals"
He's so outgoing and fun to be around but at the end of the day stands by his beliefs. Prime example of a Liberal Conservative!
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The term is used to imply that an individual or group keeps this support or admiration hidden to avoid political persecution or political suicide.
"John is a crypto conservative because he works at very liberal job and doesn't want to get harassed at work if people find out."
supposedly, the reason bostonians and new englanders say 'drawring' and other words like that
if you take the r out of 'car', etc, it's gotta go back somewhere
bostonian: "my kid was drawring a cah in school today."
explanation: conservation of r's
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Akin to a ministered surmon.
A laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, Bible quotes, Fox News "facts", hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. Usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.
See liberal rant.
My neighbor wouldn't shut-up about his pastor's town-hall meeting on liberals. His conservative rant lasted two whole minutes. Thank God for the Star Spangled Banner. I thought he'd never stop. My friend and I got back to the game just before kick-off.
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Someone or something that simply doesn't exist.
Rick's hot supermodel girlfriend turned out to be a compassionate conservative.
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The phrase that attempts (unsuccessfully?)to force progressive ideas into a regressive box for the sole purpose of selling warm fuzzies to cold hearted bastards
Ghengis Khan's Mommy? Hitler on Christmas morning? Strom Thurmond while knocking boots with the domestic help? "The neo-fascist allowed the screaming young girl to look away as he hacked off her mother's head, justifying his reputation as a compassionate conservative."
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Someone who wants to be a "pimp", a.k.a. cool/badass/hip, but does not actually have the balls to follow through.
My dad is a conservative pimp. For his mid-life crisis car, he chose a Honda Fit over a Ferrari convertible.
My mom wanted pimpin' hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.
A recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.
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