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when two people are talking but there's no way to go around them so you tend to duck so as to not obstruct their eye contact.
Jack and Jill were in the hallway having a conversation and I didnt want to walk in between them but had to luckily I was able to play some eye contact limbo.
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Making Base Contact; "saying" meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.
you: hey guys so are we getting ready to head to the bar now?
friends: yeah sure were leaving in ten, can't wait to get smashed!!
you: sounds great lemme just go "make base contact" first
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you: great if you leave any sooner Ill be over by the garage "making base contact"
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when you're hanging with a group of people and they are getting high and the smoke gets in your system and makes you feel high.
My friends were getting high last night and i think i got pot contact highs
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US Military term to describe one's head. It is a mocking of the Four points of contact during a parachute landing fall taught to soldiers in Airborne school at Fort Benning Georgia. It is used in many ways, though mostly used in negative ways. If you do not properly execute a Parachute Landing Fall or PLF, one will often hit their head, which is how the term developed.
It is often heard from the Airbone School instructors, or 'black Hats' whenever a student hits their head as in 'Nice use of that 5th point of contact', or 'only use the four points of contact, do not use the fifth!' It can also be used in a military slang term 'You better pull your 5th point of contact out of your 3rd point of contact!' Which means, Pull one's head (5th point of contact) out of their own ass (which in a PLF is the 3rd point of contact) or in a more verbose sense, you better unfuck yourself.
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When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake
"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"
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Full Contact Golf is like the activity golf, except you can take your aggression out on other players by hitting them. You can hit another player anywhere except the head with any club you want. You can only hit another player if they get a hole in one, or take more than 10 shots to get the ball in the hole (making the game more fun)
"Damn, it took me seventeen tries to get my ball in the hole, guess I am getting hit in the leg soon. I guess this is what I signed up for when I decided to play Full Contact Golf. Better not be a nine-iron."
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That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
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