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A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.
I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.
1. free of Covid-19
2. coronavirus-free area
The US does have one covid-free territory — Samoa!
The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.
Damn this pandemic, COVID cavities are gutting my children’s once flawless smiles!
A state of complete and total information overload about the subject of Covid-19 to the point of feeling as though you are so ill that you are nearly dead and can’t process any more information about it.
I was at work the other day when I realized I must have Covid Poisoning; I couldn’t hear my colleague at all as he stood and spoke with all of us about his family and the Pandemic, it was like the sound was turned off as his mouth kept moving.
An individual with the luck to have contracted covid-19 a whopping five times.
Person 1: Oh god... This is my fifth time contracting the coronavirus
Person 2: Are you clinically insane?! Please stay away from me, i don't want covid-95!
When you contract covid and lose your sense of taste and smell and you are able to eat vagina like a champion.
Wife: Oh my god honey what got into you tonight, that was the best oral I have gotten ever?
Husband: I figured if I couldn’t smell and taste that snatch I must have covid, I hope you enjoyed that covid chow I gave you!!
Referring to grown out hair, typically by a male who used to work at an office with a clean cut a hair cut, pre Covid.
Now that he works from home exclusively on zoom, has time has come to grow the Covid Flow