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An individual with the luck to have contracted covid-19 a whopping five times.
Person 1: Oh god... This is my fifth time contracting the coronavirus
Person 2: Are you clinically insane?! Please stay away from me, i don't want covid-95!
A state of complete and total information overload about the subject of Covid-19 to the point of feeling as though you are so ill that you are nearly dead and can’t process any more information about it.
I was at work the other day when I realized I must have Covid Poisoning; I couldn’t hear my colleague at all as he stood and spoke with all of us about his family and the Pandemic, it was like the sound was turned off as his mouth kept moving.
The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.
Damn this pandemic, COVID cavities are gutting my children’s once flawless smiles!
1. free of Covid-19
2. coronavirus-free area
The US does have one covid-free territory — Samoa!
A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.
I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.
A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!
I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!
An increase in fat tissue deposited in the midsection of the body around the abdominal region resulting from lifestyle changes and limited physical activity due to COVID-19 restrictions; contributing factors include limited social interactions, less or restricted physical activity, unemployment, excessive consumption of baked goods, binging on Netflix, snacking, day drinking, or lack of motivation to do anything productive.
Tim: Bruh, I need to do something about this COVID-gut, I can't even fit my clothes anymore.
Nathan: Well, get yo ass off the couch and run or something.