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Its a stupid virus that prevents people from doing what they love the most. It makes you relize that you actually have a life. It breaks couples up beacuse they cant see each other. It makes people buy toilet paper when they dont even need it so, that way the people who really do need it cant wype there ass
Mom-Who used the last of the toilet paper?
Dad-I did
Mom-I have to go to the store now. Wheres my mask so i dont get the COVID-19
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COVID-19 is caused by a coronavirus called SARS-CoV-2 allowing introverted stoners to finally stay home in quarantine and smoke without a school or a boss b*tching in their ears or having to talk to people.
Person 1: hey man you hear school closed.
Person 2: yea man im excited about this covid-19
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An individual with the luck to have contracted covid-19 a whopping five times.
Person 1: Oh god... This is my fifth time contracting the coronavirus
Person 2: Are you clinically insane?! Please stay away from me, i don't want covid-95!
A state of complete and total information overload about the subject of Covid-19 to the point of feeling as though you are so ill that you are nearly dead and can’t process any more information about it.
I was at work the other day when I realized I must have Covid Poisoning; I couldn’t hear my colleague at all as he stood and spoke with all of us about his family and the Pandemic, it was like the sound was turned off as his mouth kept moving.
The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.
Damn this pandemic, COVID cavities are gutting my children’s once flawless smiles!
1. free of Covid-19
2. coronavirus-free area
The US does have one covid-free territory — Samoa!
A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.
I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.