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When ur sad as hell but u act like ur not
“Aye bro stop being such a josh creamer I know you’re upset”
When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.
The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.
Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
Using meth or coke as coffee creamer.
"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."
The act of giving a man oral sex with a mouthful of hot or warm coffee, then letting him ejaculate in your mouth and mixing the load with the coffee.
The guy has a move that he does with coffee that will drive you wild, he will even let you stir the creamer.
When yo girl is givin u some good succ and you boutta cum but she ain't ready and don't know if she gunna swallow and take it like a champ so she swallow some and spit some out all over you
Brad: I saw you getting a ride home from Courtney yesterday, did you get some head?
Alex: Yeah bro, but I didn't tell her when so I ended up giving her the half and half creamer.
The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.