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When the tip of the dick, the crumpet, begins to bleed from over stimulation.
"That hoe last night went to hard and gave me the worst bloody crumpet."
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Getting on your nerves; making you angry
Kevin: "WTF, there's been a commercial break like every ten minutes during this show!"
Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."
Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."
Fergus: "Word."
a common way to refer to a british person
" that tea n crumpet nigga sure loves those fishsticks."
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when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.
Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.
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The act of T-bagging someone or something and leaving pubic lice on or above there eye line/on there eye brow(s).
Jenny:Damn it!!......
Person: What?
Jenny: I had to shave me eyebrows last night.
Person: Why?
Jenny: Because i had some T-bag and crumpets last night.
Person: Oh, well at least it was just your brother that gave you the lice. It is nasty to get lice from people you don't know.
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I'm going to go shoot that crumpet eating fuck because he has his way with little kids.
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A divine looking man that you would like to cover in honey and lick.
Rachel asked me who that hot crumpet was that just walked by.
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