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A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).
"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."
Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.
Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.
Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .
Aggressively giving a woman oral sex
I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.
the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.
December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."
December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."
A pair of thighs so thicc that they'd be strong enough to crush a skull
the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)
"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"
Some Sweat, Some Meme. How about a little of both?
Idk wut to type in here for the sentence soooooooo, Soul-crushers are kinda nice