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Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 01, 2006


Wesley Crusher

Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.

Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.

Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .

by space, the final frontier July 14, 2022


taco crusher

Aggressively giving a woman oral sex

I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.

by BigByll August 19, 2018


Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.

December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."

by ScarettRose December 24, 2011


skull crushers

A pair of thighs so thicc that they'd be strong enough to crush a skull

"Damn she got skull crushers"

by thigh enthusiast November 18, 2023


muffin crusher

the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)

"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"

by Poppadomman December 15, 2013


soul-crusher

Some Sweat, Some Meme. How about a little of both?

Idk wut to type in here for the sentence soooooooo, Soul-crushers are kinda nice

by Pyro-Raptor November 12, 2019