raspberry danish

Just before ejaculation from a blow job punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the cum it creates a raspberry danish.

For breakfast I suggested we perform a raspberry danish to quinch our sweet tooth.

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bloody danish

when a bitch is sucking your dick and you cum in her face and punch her in the nose

i gave the prostatute a bloody danish after she bit my foreskin

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blueberry danish

when you punch a girl in the eye then ejaculate over it.

I Felt like having fun tonight, so i punched my girlfriend in the eye, and cummed all over it, yeah!

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Going Danish

Acting like the Danish rules applies to you. Ex. You're always allowed to fuck. When you turn 15, other people are allowed to fuck you too. At 16 you can buy smokes and alcohol. At 17, nothing's really new, but you're busy fucking, drinking and smoking. At 18, you're not done with all that, but the Government figures you're better at it now, and gives you your drivers license.

-"Dude, you can't drink, smoke and fuck around like that! You're not even 17!"
-"Dosen't matter, I'm going Danish tonight"

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Danish Biscuit

When fingering a girl from the front you reach back

and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.

Jim: "So I was fingering Sally last night when she requested a danish biscuit."

Ted: "Did you oblige?"

Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."

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Chocolate Danish

The act of dipping two fingers in her pooper then directly into the snapper and subsequently forcing her to suck the fingers clean.

I got a blend of cummy shit sauce on my teeth when i made out with that one legged hooker after giving her the old chocolate danish.

danish muffin

When you creampie a chick on her period and you or one of your buddies eat it out.

Jenna serves a mean danish muffin mang.