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Just before ejaculation from a blow job punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the cum it creates a raspberry danish.
For breakfast I suggested we perform a raspberry danish to quinch our sweet tooth.
when a bitch is sucking your dick and you cum in her face and punch her in the nose
i gave the prostatute a bloody danish after she bit my foreskin
when you punch a girl in the eye then ejaculate over it.
I Felt like having fun tonight, so i punched my girlfriend in the eye, and cummed all over it, yeah!
Acting like the Danish rules applies to you. Ex. You're always allowed to fuck. When you turn 15, other people are allowed to fuck you too. At 16 you can buy smokes and alcohol. At 17, nothing's really new, but you're busy fucking, drinking and smoking. At 18, you're not done with all that, but the Government figures you're better at it now, and gives you your drivers license.
-"Dude, you can't drink, smoke and fuck around like that! You're not even 17!"
-"Dosen't matter, I'm going Danish tonight"
When fingering a girl from the front you reach back
and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.
Jim: "So I was fingering Sally last night when she requested a danish biscuit."
Ted: "Did you oblige?"
Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."
A group of three or more people in an anal fisting train while listening to the soundtrack of Call Me by Your Name.
He’s not gonna make it into work today. He was at the hostel last night having a danish donut with his friends.
A sexy Beast with huge bicepts. Known for being sweet and gentle down there. He is known to dig in really aggressively.