Random
Source Code
Random
When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.
Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"
Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."
A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.
Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.
A school in biggin hill with chavs and normal people and road men who think they run the school people would say it is a good school though
oh charles darwin school i heard that’s full of chavs
A more family-friendly version of saying, "No shit, Sherlock!" Both expressions are a blunt reply when someone says the obvious.
Soldier: The heavy is a spy!
Scout: No duh, Darwin!
A lethal finisher on and off the field.
"Darwin Yunus the GOAT"
Darwin Nunez is the most sexy Guy of all time, he looks like a god and i want to just eat him.
Girl: Who is your celebrity crush?
Guy: Darwin Nunez of course!
The best player to ever play the game of soccer/football. He is the reason behind Liverpool FC's success. He is also the cutest and hottest player to ever play. I love him very, very much.
Oh, Darwin Núñez, where have you gone
Liverpool's winning and I need a Cody Gakpo
So, tell me Salah, when are we gonna win the league
I'm getting Van Dijk, and I need to be with my reds
And if you bring with Henderson, he can score
Talk about Darwin scoring hat tricks, this could be end of Man United
So why don't we go to the FA Cup game