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A person who thinks they are super cool but are, in reality, extreme douche bags. Often found with a "Jerry" of the same meaning.
Person A: Hey is that Dave and Jerry!?
Person B: Yea, but don't wave. They are extreme douche bags.
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To go straight ahead. Used with Lewy and Dave; Left; Right; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a Dave" have entered the popular lexicon.
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Buttflush the turbo douche. A guy so stupid it takes him 5 minutes to respond to a simple question. Can't be trusted with silly putty; often married for life to women who own ballgags.
Check out the Darwin Awards! So many daves won this year by setting themselves on fire with yarn that I lost a bet!!
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To place your finger up the arse of another in an ambush that surprises the 'Davee'.
OMG, he tried to Dave me yesterday!!
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Person who is a real bum. Just sits around the house and does nothing. First person when you go to a party that finds a beer and then the couch. When you go to his house is either sleeping or sitting on the couch. Has a opinion about everything. Someone who is lazy. Can be used in many different forms.
Can be used as "Bro get off the couch, your'e being such a Dave" Or turn your friends name into Dave
*Walk into a party* "Yup there goes Dave" (Actually "Mike" walking to the fridge and you know eventually the couch)
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D - deceitful
A - abusive
V - vengful
E - evil
Whatever you do don't go out with him he's a DAVE!
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