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usually said in a low saddened tone, when a female friend decides to engage estrogen overdrive and commence to getting physical roughly (i.e. she starts hitting the crap out of you for a stupid mistake on your part)
Mr. A (in kitchen) hey honey nice ass! (followed by a loud slap to the highly sensitive ass)
Mrs. L (enraged and estrogen flowing like Niagra Falls)
YOU DIE NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Mr. J (friend quietly witnessing the slaughter) Oh Dear shes on a rampage
Quietly watching the horrid events unfold, I could only mutter the humble words "Oh dear shes on a rampage".
Oh Dear shes on a rampage!
(Taken from the geico commerical with the talking syrup bottle saying "Oh dear someone has put a logo over my face")
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What a person(s) say when they are close to their demise by offending some greater being such as Chuck Norris.
terrorist one: All right get me the bomb!
terrorist two: here it is haji...wait what is that?
haji(terrorist one): no worry just some hillbilly in a ha...
(terrorist one is suddenly ripped in half)
terrorist two: who are you?
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris
terrorist two:oh dear god HELP...
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What you say when something bad happens
Katie: I just died
Noah: oh dear™️©️
Oh dear ™️©️ Should be used on w daily bases
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An expression of extreme dismay, or shock
Jed: "Your mother-in-law was just killed when she drove off a cliff."
Red: "Um hmmm."
Jed: "She was driving your 2006 custom dually Dodge 4WD Mega Cab Cummins Turbo Diesel."
Red: "Shit oh fuckin dear!"
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When you pour eggnog in your Hamms, get a blowjob, take a sip of your Hammsnog, then break the glass over her head.
Last night was crazy! Susan and I did the “dear Santa, I want it all”!!!
In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:
Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction
When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.
Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.
Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."
Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."
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A Letter or scribbling received by a moosedowner from a moosedownee down syndrome girl. The letter says basically she just used him for sex and hes lame, and needs to frig off.
I woke up after having sex with that downie downs and found a Dear Moose Letter, For shame!
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